Gays are getting married in Massachussetts. And already I can feel the country's moral fiber unraveling around me. This morning I was happily married. But now that gays are getting married I find the entire institution of marriage has been so damaged I have no real choice but to abandon my wife and kids. How can I possibly stay married when Adam and Steve are husband and husband?
To my kids I say, sorry, but when you grow up you'll understand that the legally sanctioned committment of two people I don't know, has rendered my moral obligation to you invalid, even innappropriate. Yes, I love you both, but...