QUOTES
"Steal a loaf of bread and you go to prison.
Steal a railroad and you go to congress."
- Mark Twain
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly
and applying the wrong remedies."
- Groucho Marx -
"The solution to war; round up all the politicians and
generals, send them off to a stadium and let them battle
it out with giant socks full of horse manure."
-W.C. Fields
"Religion, the last refuge of scoundrels."