2004-12-04
THE MEASURE OF MAN
Scotsman Stuart Savory shares important information [to some] that arrived via e-mail from one of those helpful unasked of prolific letter writers |
Scotsman Stuart Savory shares important information [to some] that arrived via e-mail from one of those helpful unasked of prolific letter writers |
...the US company Andromedical, a manufacturer of penis-enlargement devices (and probable spammer judging by my male box /////// mailbox ) reports on their international survey of penis measurements, which confirms the numbers reported by a local condom manufacturer.
Average size by country (measured along the erect topside), sample-size about 2000 men/country. Korea 9.6 cms, India 10.1 cms, Greece 12.2, Saudi Arabia 12.4, Venezuela 12.7, USA 12.9, Japan 13.0, Spain 13.6, Columbia 13.9, Chile 14.0, Brasil 14.5, Germany 14.7, Mexico 14.9, Russia 15.0, Italy 15.0, and France 16.0. No numbers were reported for Holland, probably due to the number of dykes there ;-)
France 16 cms and USA only 12.9 cms? That would explain why little Dubya is pissed off at the French; nothing to do with Chirac's refusal to go to war in Iraq!
And of coarse(sic!) we free-swinging, bare-bummed, kilted Scots ran out of ruler.
In case you need it here's a metric to inches conversion chart |
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