2005-06-13
CELEBRITY
Jacko Innocent? | Who knows what to think? | The Face speaks volumes about what steps to self-abuse one is willing to take to live out one's fantasy life | And yet... we don't know whether or not he gets to do so | Whatever path the metaphorically peripatetic Mr. Jackson chooses to travel, to me he'll just be like another Howard Hughes; odd, and out of touch with all realities but his own, and we can't even be certain about that |
But... innocent? | Well, perhaps, no one underaged has even touched his pee pee, but isn't that really beside the point? | The point being, that Mikey is just one totally weird sonofagun, and nothing will disspell that fact from me | He ought to just be thankful that he didn't go the route of Fatty Arbuckle |
Finally, there is one facet to consider in this case ....perhaps the jurors thought he was just too bizarre to have the worst of the worst inmates in California subjected to his presence | Talk about cruel and unusual punishment | Indeed! | Or is it just one more case of getting the best jury that money can buy? |
Your guess. ¶ 01:20
Jacko Innocent? | Who knows what to think? | The Face speaks volumes about what steps to self-abuse one is willing to take to live out one's fantasy life | And yet... we don't know whether or not he gets to do so | Whatever path the metaphorically peripatetic Mr. Jackson chooses to travel, to me he'll just be like another Howard Hughes; odd, and out of touch with all realities but his own, and we can't even be certain about that |But... innocent? | Well, perhaps, no one underaged has even touched his pee pee, but isn't that really beside the point? | The point being, that Mikey is just one totally weird sonofagun, and nothing will disspell that fact from me | He ought to just be thankful that he didn't go the route of Fatty Arbuckle |
Finally, there is one facet to consider in this case ....perhaps the jurors thought he was just too bizarre to have the worst of the worst inmates in California subjected to his presence | Talk about cruel and unusual punishment | Indeed! | Or is it just one more case of getting the best jury that money can buy? |
Your guess. ¶ 01:20
