2005-06-15
GITMO
To be given the Git Go? | Two different bloggers, with two diffeent perspectives, announce the announcement shutting down of Guantanamo International Prison |
First, Michael Berube has discovered that Dubya plans on "Disassembling" Gitmo by the end of the month of June | Said the President, “To disassemble—that means to take apart” | The reasons for this sudden turn-around are both incredible and reveal some astounding ~ albethey, refreshing changes ~ that we might expect from Dubya's White House in the coming months |
According to Berube's sources
Read the rest for the details about the newly exposed stem cell reseach scandal at Gitmo |
Then, American Digest reports that GW Bush has made a pact with the newly innocent Michael Jackson to convert Neverland into an interment camp for young Arab detainees, thereby providing a clear plan for the disassembling of Gitmo |
President Bush, in a hastily called news conference said: "Upon being found not-guilty of playing too rough with his boy-toys, Mr. Jackson telephoned me from his Suburban and offered to take some of my younger Arab prisoners off my hands."
"Using the congressional negotiating skills which my administration has become known for, I immediately caved in to his request and offered up every single one of my 520 fat and happy Arab boys to his tender mercies. To me this is the very best example of the private sector stepping in to do the job that big government cannot do for itself."
Read the rest about this astounding victory for justice |
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia made a separate announcement, indicating that these major information coups coming from both lefty and "right thinking" bloggers, offer "...clear evidence supporting that bloggers should be recognized as journalists and highlight the critical importance of journalists' need to shelter their anonymous sources..." | ¶ 08:18
To be given the Git Go? | Two different bloggers, with two diffeent perspectives, announce the announcement shutting down of Guantanamo International Prison |
First, Michael Berube has discovered that Dubya plans on "Disassembling" Gitmo by the end of the month of June | Said the President, “To disassemble—that means to take apart” | The reasons for this sudden turn-around are both incredible and reveal some astounding ~ albethey, refreshing changes ~ that we might expect from Dubya's White House in the coming months |
According to Berube's sources
...White House press secretary Scott McLellan suggested in a briefing that the Bush administration had recently obtained “credible” evidence that “rogue scientists” were surreptitiously conducting stem-cell research at the Guantánamo facility.
“Apparently a group of independent contractors got the idea that they could exploit and destroy human embryos in an offshore location,” McLellan told the press. “The President opposes such research, as I’m sure you well know, because he feels that it is destructive of the culture of life he has tried to foster in his term of office.”
An administration official, speaking on condition of anonymity, indicated that the so-called “rogue scientists” had descended on Guantánamo in stages over the past two years, and had conducted a series of controversial experiments involving the remediation of spinal cord injuries among the camp’s inmates.
Read the rest for the details about the newly exposed stem cell reseach scandal at Gitmo |
Then, American Digest reports that GW Bush has made a pact with the newly innocent Michael Jackson to convert Neverland into an interment camp for young Arab detainees, thereby providing a clear plan for the disassembling of Gitmo |
President Bush, in a hastily called news conference said: "Upon being found not-guilty of playing too rough with his boy-toys, Mr. Jackson telephoned me from his Suburban and offered to take some of my younger Arab prisoners off my hands."
"Using the congressional negotiating skills which my administration has become known for, I immediately caved in to his request and offered up every single one of my 520 fat and happy Arab boys to his tender mercies. To me this is the very best example of the private sector stepping in to do the job that big government cannot do for itself."
Read the rest about this astounding victory for justice |
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia made a separate announcement, indicating that these major information coups coming from both lefty and "right thinking" bloggers, offer "...clear evidence supporting that bloggers should be recognized as journalists and highlight the critical importance of journalists' need to shelter their anonymous sources..." | ¶ 08:18
