distractions
Precision Lawn Chair Marching Dads. Honestly, I don't expect to see these guys in the
Philadelphia Mummers Parade come January 1st. The weather is frankly just too cold.
Who are they? "
A group of Dad’s marching down the street with black socks, American flag boxer shorts and white tank tops; barking out cadence like: "She don't know and I don't care, I'm wearing yesterday's underwear." Or “All our wives say we are lazy, our laying around just drives them crazy”. Many people jump out and hand off a cool malt beverage to our group. We perform twice as hard for those people. Why wouldn't we?"
Says group founder Kent Welch, “
This group needs to have national exposure”
They do this as a fundraiser for local charities.