Teach your scaled friends new tricks at Fish School
. Seriously. Haven't you always wanted that lazy golden swallowtail to so something more than eat fish food? Doesn't it gall you that those expensive tropical exotics you paid so much for do nothing more than swim about
aimlessly until you put your hand out with food? Deep sea welfare bums, I say.
Now you can change all that by sending them to Fish School
. According to the school's founder, Dean Pomerleau, you can train your fish to swim through hoops, do the limbo, eat food from your hand, even play soccer. Enrollment into the Fish School Training System
is only $25.95 [US Dollars] and comes with a training e-book, equipment [like the neato soccer goal post] and a diploma suitible for printing out and framing.
The school has a snappy beach-boy's style Theme Song
to inspire you.
THANKS TO: Atypical Joe for bringing this to my attention. Thankfully, and more seriously, Joe is actually far more troubled about the rise of the "Commercial Education industry and its deleterious effct upon real public education. We all ought to be more concerned about this. |